South Korea is investigating claims that a political party is giving Viagra to elderly men to get them to vote for their candidates. So it’s not racist to say that’s why Asians call it erection day. However there have been some problems making sure the guy in the voting booth pulls the right lever. -- comedian Argus Hamilton

With March madness pouring in on us from all sides (did your brackets collapse as fast as mine did?), with the summer Olympics gearing up, gardens demanding attention, and (most important) spring youth league sports getting started, we still spend large chunks of our time and attention on this marathon race for the White House 2016. First, let’s recap: FEB 1 IOWA CAUCUSES Primary season kicks off in Iowa...with caucuses. Whoever comes out on top will get lots of attention ah